What is a scattered life?
My period is late...
Some girls come into your life to give you peace, show you love, and help you grow—not me tho 🙏🏾
Y'all stay safe.
Give me pen and paper and I'll spend two days explaining why I'm going to swear for my period today…
Many people have come and are still coming into my life. They’ve either played or messed around, placed marks here and there, fixed or broken things there and here, but depending on how I look at things, everyone that has come into my life has contributed positively in one or the other.
However, I know somebody that is very unfortunate in my life.
Ever since they came, (no single value) my life has been nothing but a mess because of them.
Today, we are holding a party for the person’s children.
aka the witches of uterus-Ville…
Scene: A small talk show has been prepared in honor of our esteemed guests.
The witches are sitting at the high table, and the party is already in full swing. The host is standing with her back to the sisters with a mic in one hand. There are hushed whispers and curious murmurs as the host begin to speak.
Host: (clears throat while signaling the DJ to stop the music)
DJ Bring it down, bring it down.
(*cough, cough* taps the mic two times)
Ladies and gentlemen,
Today we have some very special guests in our midst.
They have come from a faraway place, and we have decided to honor their welcome.
(Turns to the sisters)
It's so nice to finally meet you outside of all the destruction you love to cause.
(Sisters grin at the host.)
To break the ice a little bit, I have a question addressed to you both. Are you up for it?
(Both nod in agreement.)
Interviewer: Great! (Clears throat again) Rumor has it that you're both very insufferable people. Is that true?
Period:
Yes and so?
Interviewer: why?
Period: (sigh) you see, some girls come into your life to give you peace and show you love. Make your days better and happier but as for us, we're just in your life to scatter it.
Ovulation:(giggles) peace has never been an option
Interviewer: How do you feel about the entire female population hating you?
Ovulation: I don't care.
Period: periodt
Interviewer:
Do you really derive satisfaction from making our lives miserable?
Period: Absolutely.
Interviewer:
Ovulation: And we do not feel any remorse whatsoever. You all deserve it. After disappointing me time and time again by not getting pregnant so I can take a 9 months vacation.
Interviewer:
We're not your employers, in fact, some of us would rather you disappear quietly (**completely).
Ovulation: Get pregnant and I will
Interviewer: Ovulation, please tell us what it is with you and men.
Ovulation: elaborate, please
Interviewer: why are they the only thing on your mind when you come?
Ovulation: the only thing on my mind or yours?
Interviewer: please answer the question
Ovulation: without me, you will be a hopeless singleton destined to die alone. I do what’s necessary on your behalf, you should be happy.
(By making plans behind my back? Is this girl drunk?)
Interviewer: Being single and without men drama is my choice
Ovulation:
Interviewer:
(she’s mocking me, a whole me!!! 😭😭😭😭)
Interviewer: (turns to period)
You were late this month, can I know why?
Period: I just felt like coming late. Your life has been too peaceful lately and I thought it needed some spice.
Interviewer: at the expense of my sanity?
Period: that's the best part.
Interviewer:
I find it hard to grasp what you mean by “best part”?
Period: (smirks) If you don’t get it? forget about it 🙂😗
Party have scatter ooooo (they said why did host like to sin😂)
(Fight broke out after period s last statement…
turns out the host was very offended(if you see the way her body is red)…
Ovulation joined her sister outnumbering the host…
the host is holding her ground fairly well(no be small vex she vex bro 😭)…
period just brought out hammer from her purse (Omo)…
everywhere is hot(host gave ovulation two upper cut)….
period has started crying (with hammer in her hand?)
)
*scratches head*
Is like I'll see you people later, because…